JUNK! ELECTRONIC MAIL|! HEAPS OF ELECTRONIC MAIL

Oh, horrible spam! It's nowhere showing up in my inbox. Thousands of emails every day, all packed with useless information. I just want to shout at the top of my lungs! Seriously, how can anyone stand this invasion? Possibly spammers live trying to sellthemselves. Certainly they're justcrazy. Whatever, I need a solution! {Get in Me, Belly!